48 there is an item titled 'Wikette - Alien Doll Handmade by Kathleen' which Kathleen describes thusly: 'One thing that makes her unique is the fact that a walnut was used for her head. The book gets stranger as it goes along, particularly in the 'Toys and Dolls' section. Maybe she just looks sad on second thought. 35 it is exactly what it sounds like and inspires a comparison with Kim Cattrall) is modeled by one extremely unhappy looking goat. 30 features a 'Chicken Poncho' ('modeled by Bantam Chick Lil Danya'), and in possibly my favorite thing in the entire book a 'Pink Leopard Goat Coat' (p. 18 would go well with the brooch, while p. The 'Charming Pond Scum and Amoeba Pendant' on p. 12 which is a disgusting-looking 'Brooch with Vintage Buttons' that inspired Winchell to comment 'Tell her you'd marry her all over again with a prolapsed anus.' What's scary is that that's the perfect comment. There's not a single bad choice in the book, but some really do rise above the rest, starting with p. I loved it immediately when she described this collection as 'self-expression that misses the mark in some way.' I'll say. Having made that disclaimer, the book samples a perfect assortment of disturbing kitsch for sale on the Internet.

Don't misunderstand me, it's still plenty funny, but the expletives do not enhance the book and limit the target audience needlessly. I would have otherwise loved to have bought several more copies for people I know that like crafts, but the language flatly ruled that out. The only thing that kept me from giving it a perfect five star rating is the omnipresent profanity in the book. This is a great book for those who love hand-crafted things and DIY projects. April Winchell manages to mix amusing personal anecdotes with truly flabbergasting Etsy items that you can actually buy to absolutely wonderful effect.

'Regretsy' is a truly brilliant concept and book. Perfect For Those Of You In Need Of A Pink Leopard Goat Coat

Regretsy by April Winchell